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The Tried and True Story of a Red Bull Prostitute.
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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Thu, Nov. 6th, 2008 12:36 pm

that I threw my iPhone in the trash at lunch today. And I went over there freaking out and had them all digging in all the trash cans and nothing. It's gone.

Good job, Miguel.

You can't take care of anything.

: (

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Tue, Nov. 4th, 2008 05:41 pm

I forgot a had a real life journal and how PRETTY it was, so yeah...I'm gonna start writing in that a little more. So sorry for those of you that are like obsessed with me. I know, I know. Not your fault. It's mine. My personality has a magnetism of sorts.

GIVE IT TO ME. YEAH!
NO ONE'S GONNA SHOW ME HOW!!!

: )

*rolls eyes*

Madonna. C'mon.

Current Music: Give it to me - Madonna

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Tue, Nov. 4th, 2008 05:29 pm

So I was the little shop down the hill where I stock up on Monsters and Snickers and gummi bears a couple times a week and I stumbled across this orange bottle of vitamin.water that made me LOL.



[ah, orange juice commericals. funny stuff. mom cheerfully prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of the family sleeps. sure, this could happen. but every morning? please. maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we wouldn't condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So I bought two. Just to tell vitamin.water that hey, keep up the good work.

I WANNA GET HIRED BY URBAN OUTFITTERS!!! : (

Grar. But there's none of those here. Here you have to crawl through broken glass for miles and miles to get to the closest McDonald's. Either that or you could walk down the hill and head to the Burger King on base. The latter is definitely easier, I guess, but a little blood never hurt anyone.

Hemophiliacs are a figment of your imagination.

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Wed, Oct. 22nd, 2008 02:41 pm

I broke my laptop this morning! :[ W.T.F.!!! :[ I dropped it off the side of my bed and like it landed screen first.

So I crawl over to it to see if it's still breathing. And yeah, it was. All the lights light up and the fan and everything is still going. And I hooked up my iPhone to it and it synched the newest episode of Gossip Girl (thank god! *breathes*) but the screen is like shattered. Not the glass or anything, I mean the screen lights up and everything but it looks like someone put the internal display in a blender or something.

And I have no idea what to do. I was looking at new LCD screens online to see how much they'd run (about $300 w/o instillation) so I guess I could just guess and see if I could install it myself. I mean, how hard can that be, right? I'm fucking pissed because I just got it a couple months ago. The allure of purchasing my first laptop had yet to even fade. So okay, today I was productive and got my passport and everything, but now I fail at life because everything I own I break.

Thank tha LORD I didn't sell my iPhone. Because it picks up wifi and no waaay am I gonna live without internet connection in one form or another.

This isn't Kenya.

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Current Location: Library. I thought I was done with this place.

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Tue, Oct. 21st, 2008 09:57 pm

About...erm, 70 or so days before I see my Nick again. So we'll see if we crash and burn this time around. Yet again. I'm basically a masochist for loving this boy.

I miss him so much. He got my letter today and says he's writing back. But we'll see if he follows through on something for once. Actually, no, he's written me in the past. Back when I was in Chicago and he was in Rockford, which is about an hour and a half away from Chi.

If he doesn't write back then I'm not spending New Year's with him. I'll spend it in some alley shooting up caffeine pills and tylenol.

-End.

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anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Tue, Oct. 21st, 2008 09:53 pm

So tomorrow I go apply for my passport. FINALLY!!! Yaaaay!!!

And I love how I don't even have my passport yet & I'm shopping online for passport covers. Speaking of which...



Prettiful, eh?

Current Music: Cheesy background music on this Sweet November movie, which blows btw.

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anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Mon, Oct. 20th, 2008 09:50 pm

That's enough to buy slaves!" Ahahahahaha Cartman. You kill me.

In other news, I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up.

A jetsetter. I'm gonna go to Moscow and to Lima and to Barcelona and to Versailles and to Mykonos and I'll swim in the Nile and get bitten by mummies and I'll go to Saudi Arabia and get attacked by suicide bombing Camels.

Grar.

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Mon, Oct. 20th, 2008 09:29 pm

I know, I know. You've probably all already seen it like forever ago, but FUCK you, I'm in Japan and I just discovered it. Thanks, iTunes. And yes, I bought the video for my iPhone. Not because it was particularly good or anything when I previewed it, but because we all grew up loving Brit, so yeah...she can have my money. I can't have her not being able to afford a place to live when her houses get taken away by the IRS one day. It happens to the best of us.

No.
Not on my watch.




And a photo from Friday night. Ahahahahaha. Too. Many. Long. Islands.


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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Sat, Oct. 18th, 2008 04:57 pm

Off to the Navy ball I'm being dragged to against my will. Well, actually, I was a lot more pissed last night that I had to go...but after pulling my uniform out of the bottom of my sea bag this morning, throwing it in the washer and dryer and sewing on both of the patches on the top and ironing the shiiiit out of it, I know I'm gonna look good and it's hard to have a shitty time when you look so fly.

Plenty of photographs to come.
Because if there's one thing you should know about me, above anything else, it's that I love being photographed.

Grar.

Current Mood: energetic energetic
Current Music: One Sweet Love - Sara Bareilles

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anfguy8877
anfguy8877
Miguel Anjel Perez
Sat, Oct. 18th, 2008 10:10 am

But last night reminded me. It's amazing what a few good people, a few alcoholic drinks, hard bass and techno music can do to your spirits.

And omfg, we went to some karaoke bar after we got done at "Seven" and I was trashed and was all "I WANNA SING N*SYNC" and everyone loved it because I got soooo into Bye, Bye, Bye. I got on the stage and was so dramatic.

Ahahahahahahahaha

I'm glad I didn't go home with that Japanese chick and white guy my friend Craig went home with. Because the Japanese chick was so into me. It was obvious. She was all "Wow, you're gay? You're sexy. Come home with us."

I may be trashed and singing mainstream 90s pop, but once in a while, my morals remain. And you know the most fucked up part of it? I probably would've gone through with it. Not because I have any desire to sleep with women, but I probably would've done it if the opportunity arose like that. I'm about new experiences. Whether that experience is hitting up Tokyo for New Year's Eve (which is soooo happening. YEAH!!!) or shooting up heroin or having sex with some random, local Japanese chick.

Muah.

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